The World Through A Wine Label

If ExxonMobil sold wine, it might cost less per gallon, but you’d need at least two gallons every morning just to get to the office.

Uncontacted Amazonian tribes, you’re preapproved for the Visa check card. Just use these checks any time in the next twelve months and enjoy interest free balance transfers until fine-print fine-print. Hey, what’s with the spears?

Drink a toast to Global Warming - and send a percentage of the profits to drought relief. Less fattening than a pint of Ben and Jerry’s anything…

Fresh from the vineyards of Illinois comes this youthful selection. Serve with any food at any time and with any company, because it’s all about bringing people together. Cheers!

A mixture of fair trade, pesticide-free, sustainable, green post-consumer waste grapes. Made only from those green grapes that fall from the bunch or roll around in the bottom of the bin at Whole Foods. Available in Recycled Red and Recycled White.